anecdotalism

• Sora sketching a pic of me, then Sumin covering it with lipstick kisses
• Grade 3s Wondang cheering when I entered the room
• Dreading going in first period on a Monday to my hormonal middle school third grade class, then them cheering when they found out it was me and not my CT.
• During the 'Ask me any questions' time: Min-jeong – 'How are you?', Hae-ri – 'Do you have a six pack?'
• Hyeonji to me: ‘When you see Rachel teacher. Tell Rachel teacher Hyeonji miss’. Awwwww
• the grade 3 elementary kids at Changchon this yr are the cutest things!
• Yoon-taek the fat kid: 'I have three pack.' Curls up and counts his stomach rolls
• Little Ji-hyo, my elem. CTs daughter. The cutest kid ever, and when she spoke her first words to me after being so shy every time I say hi. 
• At high school in the adverbs of frequency lesson: Sumin - 'I often wear a hat' . Me 'But Sumin I've never seen you wear a hat'. Jiwon 'Sumin summer vacation.. Hawaii go work!'
• In after school class explaining No. 1s and 2s - Me: (jokingly) 'What is No. 3?' 'Changyu - 'Blood poo! Jin 'Poo and yellow water mix!'
• Grade 5s doing the lesson dance, the boys were so effeminate and were better than the girls
• In the lunch line: In-seon – Teacher, today we learnt ‘to be supposed to’. Me – Oh like ‘I am supposed to do my homework’. Yes. (Looks at Sang-hyun) Teacher, he is a ‘Burberry Man!’ (= a flasher)
• In the MS grade 1 speaking test – Can you introduce your friend? Jaehak - ‘This is Juntak. He is a bad human. He is gay.’
• Soyoung (after not giving her candy) – Teacher I hate you! 10 minutes later. Teacher I hate you no.
• In high school categories class - Something you do on a date - P. Propose. 'Good!', Play basketball. 'Hmmm, ok'. Power kiss! 'WHAT IS THAT?' Something you sit on - Pig.
• Changyu trying to explain something in class – 'Uh.... umm...' Yeram - Hey, shut up!
• Creepy foreign man in video with Korean schoolgirl. Question - What is the man interested in? Answer – traditional houses, Korean culture. Student answers - He likes the girl.
• Finding out my student's Sudden Attack (PC game) username is my name. Then him proceeding to tell me about 'my' soldier rank.
• 'I'm going camping. What should I bring?' 'You should bring pyjamas'. Boys - 'Oh no!' Me - Of course yes! Jaegyeong - 'I don't wear pyjamas'. 'You don't wear pyjamas?!' Jooyoung - 'Jaegyeong only panties. He sexy guy'.