more anecdotes

-Grade 8 boys randomly saying ‘Teacher, you know Nicolas Cage, Knowing?’
-Jiyoung – 'Teacher, give me candy.' 'No', I reply. She then takes my phone and changes the language to Korean.
-Sunyoung as shes leaving the classroom- points to picture of the back of a kid with wispy hair taking a shower. 'Gollum.' I was in hysterics.
-Correct the sentence. Suhyeok reads it, shrugs and is like ‘Yeah it’s correct, so what?’. It wasn't.
-Grade 3 terrors dancing to the hello song.
-Talking about chores – do the laundry, do the ironing, wash the car, wash the windows. Sunyoung – wash the baby. the class descends into chaotic, infectious laughter.
-Sitting doing some work: Hey Guy. North Korea bomb! Go now.
What? Are you joking?
Come on!
Meaning= monthly national evacuation drill
-While trying to explain that we are going to a noraebang - Sing a song OK?
-While talking to Miss Kim, the pretty young teacher, at dinner, Mr Kim walks past and whispers ‘Mr Guy hwaiting!’ (like ‘Go Guy!’)
-Waiting in line behind jaejun for lunch. (note: teachers are supposed to get served first) Seongjae sees this, pulls Jaejun away and says to him, ‘Hey f---! Go away!